Awesome watch is awesome!!!
- Thread starter DIEHVRDS
- Start date
Well at first i thought i could sum up a review about this product in a mere 20 words, but when i finally received my ZMDXTTCW, i found my self allured into a sonnet of words the like of which have never been read or heard.
As i contemplated and reflected on the shear value of such a product words slowly trickled into my sub conscious, laying small grains of grandiose descriptive words in my proverbial mind clams, that only you the reader of said "review" could one day discover and open to reveal this pearl of a "review".
At first glimpse of the plane package i thought to myself what adventures and interactions such a time piece of this caliber will bring me, i held off for about an hour just deciding what tool in my arsenal of collector letter openers i would use to dissect this parcel of parchment for no average tool could be used to unveil my master piece of mans hand. I chose the custom elk horn opener i had hand made from when i had spent a week living in the carcass of said animal whilst lost in the woods of Alaska last winter.
As i methodically peeled away the wrapping to this Pandora's box of wonder i began to perspire with a sort of Christmas eve like anticipation.The next few moments passed by to what i could only describe what i would have felt like if i were allowed to be present in the creation of the universe. When you pull this jewel from its Lazarus chamber of sorts for the first time you may be over come with a joy only felt to parents when holding a first born child, needless to say emotion is sure to ensue. I was in awe at the details and design for which no man made device could capture, the images presented in the amazon web site does no justice to the meticulous detail you will be beholding.
I was put on my hindquarters when i first attempted to put this time piece onto my wrist, and could only wear it for a few moments just enough to get the movement to make its first rotations. I had to take it off just to keep my self from passing out from the shear beauty for which had graced itself onto my mortal hand.
When my wife got home and was finally able to see what her birthday present to me was this year, well lets just say the ecstasy she felt just laying eyes on it made her feel like what she had first felt when being taken for the first time, as she put it i felt like i was viewing a crack in time and space itself and there it was on your wrist. She could not believe the value for which i procured such a fine piece of man made history. And when i told her it was only 9.95 to ship, she was flabbergasted. Needless to say but i will anyway.
This time piece had brought only joy and great times to my life. Even now while i lay in my hammock staring at the stars i think to myself: i hope that someday someone else will get the opportunity to bask in the awe and beauty such a rare gem that can only be called by its name Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch.
Funny how the product description says "Limited Edition of 25 pieces", and there are like 322 reviews of it - people's comments about how they feel when using it.
gotta love the trolls
gotta love the trolls
... He scoffs at the single-axis tourbillon, insisting his watch parts come in powers of ten.
... He refuses to wear Titanium, prefering Fermium with its perfect atomic number of 100.
... He dismissively shrugs his shoulders at a paltry depth limit of 3,300 feet for a watch. After all, the Titanic is 12,600 feet down - and what other diving destination is there?
... He is the Most Interesting Man in the World.
"I don't always wear a tawdry, cheap watch that costs less than $100,000, but when I do, I wear the Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch."
... He refuses to wear Titanium, prefering Fermium with its perfect atomic number of 100.
... He dismissively shrugs his shoulders at a paltry depth limit of 3,300 feet for a watch. After all, the Titanic is 12,600 feet down - and what other diving destination is there?
... He is the Most Interesting Man in the World.
"I don't always wear a tawdry, cheap watch that costs less than $100,000, but when I do, I wear the Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch."
I finally received my watch after 8 days not wanting to pay an extra $14.95 for express shipping. As I opened the 24 carat golden box and viewed the watch for the very first time, I hear the faint sound of angels singing. It was the closest thing to an out of body experience. I could not wait to wear it to work the next day and show all of my co-workers at the sanitation department.
The next morning, as I was driving to work, I looked into my rear view mirror and noticed a school bus weaving in and out of traffic and going at an excessive rate of speed. As it passed by me doing over 100km/h, I realized that it's brakes were not working. This was horrible as the bus was loaded with small children. I knew that I had to do something quick as it was headed for a bad curve along a 200 foot cliff! I sped up and got right behind the bus just when it crashed through the guardrail and hurled over the edge of the cliff, I pressed the "stop time" button on my new Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch. Everything around me simply froze in time except myself and my car. I exited my car, opened the back emergency door of the bus and carried every child out to safety. During this, I did stop for a brief moment and ate lunch from one of the lunch boxes that had fallen to the floor. I then started time back into movement and the bus hurled over the cliff into a huge ball of flames.
48 children lived that day due to my Zenith watch.
Thank you Zenith.
The next morning, as I was driving to work, I looked into my rear view mirror and noticed a school bus weaving in and out of traffic and going at an excessive rate of speed. As it passed by me doing over 100km/h, I realized that it's brakes were not working. This was horrible as the bus was loaded with small children. I knew that I had to do something quick as it was headed for a bad curve along a 200 foot cliff! I sped up and got right behind the bus just when it crashed through the guardrail and hurled over the edge of the cliff, I pressed the "stop time" button on my new Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch. Everything around me simply froze in time except myself and my car. I exited my car, opened the back emergency door of the bus and carried every child out to safety. During this, I did stop for a brief moment and ate lunch from one of the lunch boxes that had fallen to the floor. I then started time back into movement and the bus hurled over the cliff into a huge ball of flames.
48 children lived that day due to my Zenith watch.
Thank you Zenith.
bro, those are trolls yo.Funny how the product description says "Limited Edition of 25 pieces", and there are like 322 reviews of it - people's comments about how they feel when using it.
gotta love the trolls
