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GG - Remember that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, so to say the interior is better than the exterior is rather bold. As I doubt your personality could be that enchanting
Whale - Ha ha do these cheesy lines usually work for you ;-)
Whale - I must say between your profile and messages I'm a little intrigued by you , I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing ??
GG - Cheesyness aside I would like you to take my hand as we plunge into a labyrinth of lasciviousness and I take you on a mystical journey of boundless carnal eroticism.
Whale - Starting to figure this out a little....While he's obviously quick witted and intelligent enough to use large words in the correct context and he may think this sets him a part from others, he still fails to woo the girl as he may forget that while he is asking it in a different, perhaps seemingly charming manner he is still asking for the same thing.
GG - I thought my demands were pretty straightforward, but I forgot I was dealing with a BBW. No doubt in your culture the saccharine nectar of the cacao bean is worshiped almost piously, so I'll rephrase my proposition in a way you'll more clearly understand.
With chocolate symbolizing the velvety lust for human touch and bodily expression, then yes, I'm willing to grant you access to my chocolate factory. For it is a place where your wildest dreams shall come true, no amatorial desire will be left unsatisfied. You will be plunged into a maelstrom of pure sensuality. So why oppose what your loin’s desire? Tell me if this is not the carnal domineering you so dearly crave....
Eying me off like the final dessert on a buffet tray, you eventually crumble and come charging towards me, smothering me with your doughy rolls. Carefully I undress you, making time to fondle your milk duds as your hands venture down south, tearing off my caramel chastity belt. Instantly a smile illuminates your face as your olfactory passages embrace the sweet sweet smell of my fairy floss pubes. As you continue to sniff a viscous rivulet of drool drips hungrily from your mouth, you can no longer control yourself and totally engulf my candy cane manhood. Hours pass by as you suck away with unrivaled conviction until finally you open your mouth and come up for air, your tongue resembling a where’s waldo colored slug. With no time to waste I spin you around thrust my diabetic goodness up your hershey hole and pound away with orgiastic screams of enthusiasm. Whichet, whichet, whichet!!! Goes the licorice whip as I lacerate your blotchy flesh. I hear a rumble. I stop. A deep magic stirs in my scrotum. You turn around, your pupils dilating as your mouth widens with anticipation. And in one glorious moment a steaming spray of molten white chocolate erupts from the tip of my candylicious penis, battering your face with a fusillade of ivory goo. The impact sends you sprawling 20ft and I can't help but smile as you lay there twitching in glutinous ecstasy.
Whale - mystery solved your an insulting dickhead, just for the record I don't like chocolate
GG - The only mystery that needs solving is why a woman such as yourself would oppose a handsome young stallion offering to jump in and give her a rump pounding? Like most women it seems you've associated my rugged exterior with sexual prowess. Whilst that is a typical characteristic of the alpha male and I do possess supreme endurance that really shouldn't scare you off. Just because I have endurance doesn't mean our spank-a-thon will turn into a cardio session, at least not always.
Whale - like I said insulting dickhead, its not hard for a woman like me to oppose a young stalion like yourself because if I was really only after a good pounding I could find the same thing in any pub or club. I'm after a real man and I feel sorry for the girls that take u up on your offer as clearly they have lost all self respect.
GG - Self-respect? That word should have been banished from your vocabulary 200lbs ago. But seriously why are you so repugnant towards sex? Is your hesitation derived from adhesion to a tantric heterodoxy or has bear grylls pre-booked your massive c**t for the filming of his next man vs wild episode?
Whale - Ha ha do these cheesy lines usually work for you ;-)
Whale - I must say between your profile and messages I'm a little intrigued by you , I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing ??
GG - Cheesyness aside I would like you to take my hand as we plunge into a labyrinth of lasciviousness and I take you on a mystical journey of boundless carnal eroticism.
Whale - Starting to figure this out a little....While he's obviously quick witted and intelligent enough to use large words in the correct context and he may think this sets him a part from others, he still fails to woo the girl as he may forget that while he is asking it in a different, perhaps seemingly charming manner he is still asking for the same thing.
GG - I thought my demands were pretty straightforward, but I forgot I was dealing with a BBW. No doubt in your culture the saccharine nectar of the cacao bean is worshiped almost piously, so I'll rephrase my proposition in a way you'll more clearly understand.
With chocolate symbolizing the velvety lust for human touch and bodily expression, then yes, I'm willing to grant you access to my chocolate factory. For it is a place where your wildest dreams shall come true, no amatorial desire will be left unsatisfied. You will be plunged into a maelstrom of pure sensuality. So why oppose what your loin’s desire? Tell me if this is not the carnal domineering you so dearly crave....
Eying me off like the final dessert on a buffet tray, you eventually crumble and come charging towards me, smothering me with your doughy rolls. Carefully I undress you, making time to fondle your milk duds as your hands venture down south, tearing off my caramel chastity belt. Instantly a smile illuminates your face as your olfactory passages embrace the sweet sweet smell of my fairy floss pubes. As you continue to sniff a viscous rivulet of drool drips hungrily from your mouth, you can no longer control yourself and totally engulf my candy cane manhood. Hours pass by as you suck away with unrivaled conviction until finally you open your mouth and come up for air, your tongue resembling a where’s waldo colored slug. With no time to waste I spin you around thrust my diabetic goodness up your hershey hole and pound away with orgiastic screams of enthusiasm. Whichet, whichet, whichet!!! Goes the licorice whip as I lacerate your blotchy flesh. I hear a rumble. I stop. A deep magic stirs in my scrotum. You turn around, your pupils dilating as your mouth widens with anticipation. And in one glorious moment a steaming spray of molten white chocolate erupts from the tip of my candylicious penis, battering your face with a fusillade of ivory goo. The impact sends you sprawling 20ft and I can't help but smile as you lay there twitching in glutinous ecstasy.
Whale - mystery solved your an insulting dickhead, just for the record I don't like chocolate
GG - The only mystery that needs solving is why a woman such as yourself would oppose a handsome young stallion offering to jump in and give her a rump pounding? Like most women it seems you've associated my rugged exterior with sexual prowess. Whilst that is a typical characteristic of the alpha male and I do possess supreme endurance that really shouldn't scare you off. Just because I have endurance doesn't mean our spank-a-thon will turn into a cardio session, at least not always.
Whale - like I said insulting dickhead, its not hard for a woman like me to oppose a young stalion like yourself because if I was really only after a good pounding I could find the same thing in any pub or club. I'm after a real man and I feel sorry for the girls that take u up on your offer as clearly they have lost all self respect.
GG - Self-respect? That word should have been banished from your vocabulary 200lbs ago. But seriously why are you so repugnant towards sex? Is your hesitation derived from adhesion to a tantric heterodoxy or has bear grylls pre-booked your massive c**t for the filming of his next man vs wild episode?
GG - Bella, I must thank you
You see for a long time now I've been somewhat detached from reality, aloof if you will. Like a balloon in the wind I've been drifting purposelessly through life, untethered and devoid of emotional attachment. Life would be a blur, sunshine a haze and every season would see alcohol as the ointment for an achy heart.
But not today, because today I saw you. Maybe it was just the booze but when I saw your picture and the way your body radiated with incandescent cordiality it sparked emotions within me I've long thought non-existent. As if plucked from the doldrums of loneliness, I can finally start to feel my heart beat again.
Bella - how many women u say dat 2?
GG - Depends. How many women do you count as?
You see for a long time now I've been somewhat detached from reality, aloof if you will. Like a balloon in the wind I've been drifting purposelessly through life, untethered and devoid of emotional attachment. Life would be a blur, sunshine a haze and every season would see alcohol as the ointment for an achy heart.
But not today, because today I saw you. Maybe it was just the booze but when I saw your picture and the way your body radiated with incandescent cordiality it sparked emotions within me I've long thought non-existent. As if plucked from the doldrums of loneliness, I can finally start to feel my heart beat again.
Bella - how many women u say dat 2?
GG - Depends. How many women do you count as?
GG - Wow! Now you're what a real woman should look like! Never before have I felt so gorgonized by such a rotund, zaftig beauty. You are delightful.
Bish – are u bein sarcy?
Bish- is this genuine or not
GG - Yes genuine. I have a penchant for fatties
Bish - oh thats nice eh - 'fatties' - if you were genuine then you wouldnt be saying stuff like that, because 'fatties' have feelings you know' f off mr stud sexy man - sure think a lot of you self dont we now......dunno who you think you are getting off thinking its ok to call people stuff like that - noone is perfect you know, and i bet you not either....so get off your high horse and come join the rest of us down here in the real world - must be pretty lonely up there....
GG – Listen you have me all wrong. I’m not some narcissistic, chauvinist pig with a prejudice towards chunky dunks. In fact I pride myself on being a humble, whole hearted and moral person. Me calling you a fatty was in no way an attempt to erode your self-esteem, I simply said it because your poundage is hanging on the more portly side. But hey, I’m a nice guy and I would be willing to make it up to you.
So if you’re not busy this weekend how about you come over? I was thinking we could chill for a little while, have a few drinks and really get to know each other a bit better. Then as the night grows old I’ll invite my lacrosse team over so we can get down to some salacious, carnal eroticism. All for your benefit of course. For instance we have this one game we call piggy in a blanket, where we satisfy our sitophilia by wrapping a fat chick up in rashers of bacon similar to the way Egyptian mummies were wrapped with bandages. Once fully wrapped we all put on blindfolds and begin chewing the bacon off her greasy body. As the game goes the first person to chew through the bacon and into her sweaty meat flaps is the loser and must therefore continue to eat her out until she moans like a buffalo.
Sound good? Cos heck a promise is a promise! And if you’re still horny afterwards I’ll tell Kenny to lasso you around the neck and tether you to a post so we can take turns riding you until sunrise.
Bish - well ok sounds great....oh hang on- i forgot - i DO infact have some pride,and im not completely insane, even if you think im not worth sh*t because im apparently so huge that im some pig you can play for a laugh - well you have no idea about my life or what has happened to me or anything so f*ck you - ok so i have more than a few extra pounds, but i can change that, you cannot change your personality, so i feel sorry for you. You think because im 'fat' as you like to so bluntly put it, that you can talk about me like im some savage beast? i would rather pull my eyes out with a pair of tweezers and eat them, then spend 5 minutes with you...
GG - Where is all this animosity coming from? Did you not read what I wrote? Me and my lacrosse buddies were prepared to give you the most benevolent of gifts and run a poon train on you. We have nothing against plus sized girls, in fact "fatties" isn't even meant as a derogatory term. It's just a reference to the snowman like mounds of adipose tissue that clothe your skeletal system. So stop abhorring your body and embrace it for once, only then will you see the light and realize what you're missing out on.
There is a whole wide world out there full of fat fetishists who would love to indulge in your gooey body and give you the tender loving care you so deeply crave. Myself included. And this is no bull****, but girls your size truly offer an experience like no other. Especially when you pound them from the doggy style position, cos all their fat rolls clap together.....and it's almost like their body knows how good I am and is giving me applause.
Bish – are u bein sarcy?
Bish- is this genuine or not
GG - Yes genuine. I have a penchant for fatties
Bish - oh thats nice eh - 'fatties' - if you were genuine then you wouldnt be saying stuff like that, because 'fatties' have feelings you know' f off mr stud sexy man - sure think a lot of you self dont we now......dunno who you think you are getting off thinking its ok to call people stuff like that - noone is perfect you know, and i bet you not either....so get off your high horse and come join the rest of us down here in the real world - must be pretty lonely up there....
GG – Listen you have me all wrong. I’m not some narcissistic, chauvinist pig with a prejudice towards chunky dunks. In fact I pride myself on being a humble, whole hearted and moral person. Me calling you a fatty was in no way an attempt to erode your self-esteem, I simply said it because your poundage is hanging on the more portly side. But hey, I’m a nice guy and I would be willing to make it up to you.
So if you’re not busy this weekend how about you come over? I was thinking we could chill for a little while, have a few drinks and really get to know each other a bit better. Then as the night grows old I’ll invite my lacrosse team over so we can get down to some salacious, carnal eroticism. All for your benefit of course. For instance we have this one game we call piggy in a blanket, where we satisfy our sitophilia by wrapping a fat chick up in rashers of bacon similar to the way Egyptian mummies were wrapped with bandages. Once fully wrapped we all put on blindfolds and begin chewing the bacon off her greasy body. As the game goes the first person to chew through the bacon and into her sweaty meat flaps is the loser and must therefore continue to eat her out until she moans like a buffalo.
Sound good? Cos heck a promise is a promise! And if you’re still horny afterwards I’ll tell Kenny to lasso you around the neck and tether you to a post so we can take turns riding you until sunrise.
Bish - well ok sounds great....oh hang on- i forgot - i DO infact have some pride,and im not completely insane, even if you think im not worth sh*t because im apparently so huge that im some pig you can play for a laugh - well you have no idea about my life or what has happened to me or anything so f*ck you - ok so i have more than a few extra pounds, but i can change that, you cannot change your personality, so i feel sorry for you. You think because im 'fat' as you like to so bluntly put it, that you can talk about me like im some savage beast? i would rather pull my eyes out with a pair of tweezers and eat them, then spend 5 minutes with you...
GG - Where is all this animosity coming from? Did you not read what I wrote? Me and my lacrosse buddies were prepared to give you the most benevolent of gifts and run a poon train on you. We have nothing against plus sized girls, in fact "fatties" isn't even meant as a derogatory term. It's just a reference to the snowman like mounds of adipose tissue that clothe your skeletal system. So stop abhorring your body and embrace it for once, only then will you see the light and realize what you're missing out on.
There is a whole wide world out there full of fat fetishists who would love to indulge in your gooey body and give you the tender loving care you so deeply crave. Myself included. And this is no bull****, but girls your size truly offer an experience like no other. Especially when you pound them from the doggy style position, cos all their fat rolls clap together.....and it's almost like their body knows how good I am and is giving me applause.
