GG - Remember that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, so to say the interior is better than the exterior is rather bold. As I doubt your personality could be that enchanting
Whale - Ha ha do these cheesy lines usually work for you ;-)
Whale - I must say between your profile and messages I'm a little intrigued by you , I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing ??
GG - Cheesyness aside I would like you to take my hand as we plunge into a labyrinth of lasciviousness and I take you on a mystical journey of boundless carnal eroticism.
Whale - Starting to figure this out a little....While he's obviously quick witted and intelligent enough to use large words in the correct context and he may think this sets him a part from others, he still fails to woo the girl as he may forget that while he is asking it in a different, perhaps seemingly charming manner he is still asking for the same thing.
GG - I thought my demands were pretty straightforward, but I forgot I was dealing with a BBW. No doubt in your culture the saccharine nectar of the cacao bean is worshiped almost piously, so I'll rephrase my proposition in a way you'll more clearly understand.
With chocolate symbolizing the velvety lust for human touch and bodily expression, then yes, I'm willing to grant you access to my chocolate factory. For it is a place where your wildest dreams shall come true, no amatorial desire will be left unsatisfied. You will be plunged into a maelstrom of pure sensuality. So why oppose what your loin’s desire? Tell me if this is not the carnal domineering you so dearly crave....
Eying me off like the final dessert on a buffet tray, you eventually crumble and come charging towards me, smothering me with your doughy rolls. Carefully I undress you, making time to fondle your milk duds as your hands venture down south, tearing off my caramel chastity belt. Instantly a smile illuminates your face as your olfactory passages embrace the sweet sweet smell of my fairy floss pubes. As you continue to sniff a viscous rivulet of drool drips hungrily from your mouth, you can no longer control yourself and totally engulf my candy cane manhood. Hours pass by as you suck away with unrivaled conviction until finally you open your mouth and come up for air, your tongue resembling a where’s waldo colored slug. With no time to waste I spin you around thrust my diabetic goodness up your hershey hole and pound away with orgiastic screams of enthusiasm. Whichet, whichet, whichet!!! Goes the licorice whip as I lacerate your blotchy flesh. I hear a rumble. I stop. A deep magic stirs in my scrotum. You turn around, your pupils dilating as your mouth widens with anticipation. And in one glorious moment a steaming spray of molten white chocolate erupts from the tip of my candylicious penis, battering your face with a fusillade of ivory goo. The impact sends you sprawling 20ft and I can't help but smile as you lay there twitching in glutinous ecstasy.
Whale - mystery solved your an insulting dickhead, just for the record I don't like chocolate
GG - The only mystery that needs solving is why a woman such as yourself would oppose a handsome young stallion offering to jump in and give her a rump pounding? Like most women it seems you've associated my rugged exterior with sexual prowess. Whilst that is a typical characteristic of the alpha male and I do possess supreme endurance that really shouldn't scare you off. Just because I have endurance doesn't mean our spank-a-thon will turn into a cardio session, at least not always.
Whale - like I said insulting dickhead, its not hard for a woman like me to oppose a young stalion like yourself because if I was really only after a good pounding I could find the same thing in any pub or club. I'm after a real man and I feel sorry for the girls that take u up on your offer as clearly they have lost all self respect.
GG - Self-respect? That word should have been banished from your vocabulary 200lbs ago. But seriously why are you so repugnant towards sex? Is your hesitation derived from adhesion to a tantric heterodoxy or has bear grylls pre-booked your massive c**t for the filming of his next man vs wild episode?