LOL Herman Cain Imagine There's No Pizza

gosu_smurf

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Legendary Herman Cain Sings Imagine There's No Pizza. I don't want to imagine.

(song starts at about 0:40)​
Lyrics

Imagine there's no pizza​
I couldn't if I tried​
Eating only tacos​
Or Kentucky Fried​
Imagine only burgers​
It's frightening and sad​

You're lucky you have pizza​
To feed your kids for you​
Only frosting or cookies​
And no dishes you must do​
Imagine eating pizza​
Each and every day​

You may say that it's junk food​
But to me it's so much more​
It gives my life its meaning​
And it makes a lot of dough​

Imagine mozzarella​
Anchovies on the side​
And maybe, pepperoni​
Rounds out your pizza pie​
Imagine getting pizza​
Delivered to your door​

You don't have to give up now​
On my skateboard I will go​
I'll be back in 30 minutes​
I just bought Dominoes​

All I am saying​
Is give pizza a chance​
All I am saying​
Give pizza a chance!​
All I am saying​
Is give pizza a chance​
All I am saying​
You've got to, got to give pizza a chance!​
 
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gosu_smurf

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just to add some perspective to the video above, Cain was president and CEO of Godfather's Pizza when he sang that song.
 

msnangersme

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You may say that it's junk food​
But to me it's so much more​
It gives my life its meaning​
And it makes a lot of dough​
the hilarious lyrics made my day man. and what is up with the white attire? lol