Like WTH seriously despite earning a profit of over $200 million our dear SRMT and BSB(I don't wanna be sued) are still appealing for an increase in fares. What's new? What's new is that the quality of train rides have deteriorated to a third-world level in such rapidity. The deplorable congestion in our transportation has paved way for an era wherein smelling armpits and odours that can replace pain-killers in hospitals, involuntary molestation of ugly people, forced grinding, excruciating boredom and what not, are a daily ritual for commoners like us. What's so horrble terrible and vegetable about that? To those of you who are so used to such an outright insult to our intelligence(like squeezing a nearly infinite amount of people into such a finite space while continually increasing fares) that you even need to ask why, let me give you a succinct elucidation.
Instead of increasing train frequency(I know numbskulls will be up in arms and say that they have alr done that), they hire ushers to ....... hmmm .....practically do nothing of value!!! And btw if you take the train enough you'll know that they don't really increase train frequency, especially after 8 am when there will still be a crowd comparable to the one before 8. That's besides the point. You need to understand that they love to divert your attention away from the problem. A perfect example follows.
Have you tried shifting your hands here and there in order not to touch someone's ass in a jam-packed train? Impossible unless you have no hands! Or if you raise your hand like some idiot and let anyone within your radius smell your lovely underarm olfactory mixture of sweat-drenched pubic-like hair, no-longer-recognisable perfume, and a tinge of pure disgust(depending on the owner of the armpit). Otherwise the back of your hands would most likely find it's way - or rather the other way round - to someone's stink-filled butt. Oh ugly or average-looking girls are really flattered and would misconstrue that butt-molesting incident as a proof of beauty and would love to flaunt one's victimhood and perceived beauty by telling the world. Sorry I've digressed. I forgot to talk about what our beloved transport company did to shift people's attention from this problem to a nonexistent problem. They posted huge signs that advocate women's rights and protection of oneself from molestion. What absolute nonsense. How can this fool anyone other than the ugly numbskulls and well, numbskulls?
Ok I don't wanna rant anymore but you guys get the point.
Instead of increasing train frequency(I know numbskulls will be up in arms and say that they have alr done that), they hire ushers to ....... hmmm .....practically do nothing of value!!! And btw if you take the train enough you'll know that they don't really increase train frequency, especially after 8 am when there will still be a crowd comparable to the one before 8. That's besides the point. You need to understand that they love to divert your attention away from the problem. A perfect example follows.
Have you tried shifting your hands here and there in order not to touch someone's ass in a jam-packed train? Impossible unless you have no hands! Or if you raise your hand like some idiot and let anyone within your radius smell your lovely underarm olfactory mixture of sweat-drenched pubic-like hair, no-longer-recognisable perfume, and a tinge of pure disgust(depending on the owner of the armpit). Otherwise the back of your hands would most likely find it's way - or rather the other way round - to someone's stink-filled butt. Oh ugly or average-looking girls are really flattered and would misconstrue that butt-molesting incident as a proof of beauty and would love to flaunt one's victimhood and perceived beauty by telling the world. Sorry I've digressed. I forgot to talk about what our beloved transport company did to shift people's attention from this problem to a nonexistent problem. They posted huge signs that advocate women's rights and protection of oneself from molestion. What absolute nonsense. How can this fool anyone other than the ugly numbskulls and well, numbskulls?
Ok I don't wanna rant anymore but you guys get the point.
